The Dumbest Song I’ve Heard In A Long Time

Take a second to listen to the new Miley Cyrus song.  Don’t just listen to the tune because it is pretty catchy, but actually pay attention to the lyrics.

So. Dumb.

Like I said, it is catchy.  I find myself singing “la da di da di we like to party” for the rest of the day if I hear this play on the radio.  I just can’t get it out of my head.  Congrats Miley!  But the rest of it is so stupid.  Here are some of my favorite stupid lyrics from the song:

“We run things, things don’t run we”

“To my homegirls here with the big butts, shaking it like we at a strip club”

“Can’t you see its we who ’bout that life”

Now I like Miley.  I used to watch Hannah Montana and I saw the movie.  I think she’s pretty cool.  I didn’t care when she cut her hair and bleached it really white.  I don’t care about her drug tabloid issues.  But this song is just so dumb.  I can’t forgive her for releasing this to the public.


Me vs. Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus uploaded a black and white video of herself dancing to a song on YouTube just 6 days ago and already is on the front page of with nearly 2 million views (it’s pretty cool).  Granted, she’s famous, but I thought if I basically recreated her video I may have a shot at front page fame.  Worth a shot, right?  You can be the judge of who “WOP”ed better.

Miley’s version:

My version: